I am destined for greatness. Period.

SNAKES ON A PLANE MEETS TORONTO YO!

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/story/2011/10/26/snakes-apartment.html

Snakes found in adjacent Toronto buildings

For a laugh

Adele

Selah Sue

Foster The People

Ellie G

Bon Iver

Halloween Christmas

I am so very excited for Mark (my stepfather) to have the Liberation Treatment this Halloween. I would of had plans to trick or treat or at least dress up,  but I am part of something very worth while and an experience I could not miss out on.

Since I am missing getting all dolled up for Halloween, Taylor and I have planned a Halloween Christmas for this year! Dubbed, 'Deadly XMAS'


This way I will be able to be my beloved 'Alice' from Madness Returns (Alice in Wonderland), and Taylor the infamous Mad Hatter (in this case Madness Hatter).

Can't wait, I will for sure post photos of us when the time comes until then, have an imagination and check out these photos... :)

Xo Laur

Don't call me or my friends!

I registered, you should too! :)

NATIONAL DO NOT CALL LIST

My Military Commitment

     It is Sunday September 18th and after my decision to join the military a couple months back, I can honestly say I am a changed woman. I learn more every day, discipline, strength, accuracy and organization just to name a few. This passed week wasn't like any other regular week. I was awarded something others long for, something that is not easily attained by other member or females especially. I have reached prestige level. I owe it to you fellow Black Ops.

I play Call of Duty.

 [girl]CRUZ-CANADA




This is not normal.

Music in my ears to share with yours.

I like chicken, I like liver, Meow Mix Meow Mix please deliver!

Well many ask me, what are the challenges associated with being a full-time kitten mother...

and I say, no one has ever asked me this, but of course I love it!

Bali was the first. Found on kijiji from a nice family in West Toronto. He was brought home in a shoebox on the TTC, what a trooper. He is ginger and has no soul but is still the apple of my eye. Only a couple months later I was surfing the neenernet for cat accessories when I came across this adorable Manx kitty. They were selling her because they had been told she was female but they came to the conclusion she was male. WRONG. After being taken to the vet I now know for sure she's a girly girl. After calling her Max, for the first week before going to the vet, Max is now Mia.

Bali and Mia are partners in crime and love buddies. (They are getting fixed in a few months!)

In the processes of debating on breeding them as they would make gorgeous kittens, but I just don't think I would be good at parting with them when the time comes. So we will see what I decide.

They complete the apartment and I love them for it. Meow!~

PS I guess I should make a post about moving downtown aha

Chris Brown vs. Chris Blonde

I hate to admit it but I am loving Chris Brown with his new hair colour! At first glance, he resembles Mr. Mathers!

It makes sense though, Rihanna realized red looked nice on her after her face was temporarily destroyed, then decided to dye her hair to match. Then Chris said "well HEY I need to change my hair colour too"...Eminem also treats women terribly so I'll go for that hairstyle. (Funny how Em coloured his hair brown now..) He was reborn.

Enough of that.

All of this, just has me on the topic of hair colour now - does that mean that I should change my hair every time I do something big? Get a job; brown hair. Graduate; Blonde hair. Buy a house; Red Hair. Have kids; purple hair???? How long does this go on for?

Until I figure it out I'll stick with highlights..

Saint Valentine

The meaning of Valentine's Day depends on who you ask. To some; the most romantic day of the year, to others, the most depressing. Personally, I have never had a depressing Valentine's. It's what you make it. Being single on Valentine's can be a blast if you want it be, and spending it with your significant other can be unforgettable. I have friends who refuse to take part in Valentine's because they say it's too commercialized and they can love their partner every day of the week regardless of a designated day.

I hear ya, but I do recall these friends taking part in Christmas-giving and receiving presents, isn't that the same thing?

Anyways, I am excited for my 2011 Valentine's either way, whether it be because of our society influencing me to spend more money for that specific day or if it's just because I chose to enjoy it. Bottom line, I am spending it with Taylor and we are going to have a blast!

If you decide your Valentine's wont be good, it wont! So go fall in love or something, you have 6 days, just kidding :) I wish you all the best this Valentine's <3

LIVE longer
LOVE more
SMILE often
LAUGH harder

xo Laur

Watch this :)  Jungle Love <3

Video Almost on Trial

I would like to start fresh this year and put everything that has been bothering me out in the open. So here it goes...

Jesse McCartney - Shake. I first heard this song on the radio in 2010 and found it pretty catchy and pretty OK. Of course, I went home and youtube'd the video, thinking it's never a bad idea to catch a glimpse of JM. Wrong. This by far is the worst video of 2010.

If I see one more young male celebrity change their appearance to look like Zach Efron I am going to vomit.

I wasn't expecting amazing things, as a matter of fact I had no expectations and I was still let down to say the least. I think the budget for this video was smaller than my student budget, for one month. I know that small budget and big style is possible but this video, wow..just see for yourself

This video is a copy of my Carmen Electra Workout Strip Tease Videos but I don't feel healthier after watching it.



Jesse doesn't even like his own video girls. Also, is it really necessary to put the black booty beside the Asian girls wanna be bottom, that's just unfair!
Just because there are 3 girls of different backgrounds in this video does not mean we can all find a way to relate!

I feel so much better now, fewffff. Whaddup 2011. (I hope better music videos)